My husband and I are one of those couples that are always laughing, playing jokes or pranks on each other. Our Motto is it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eyeball then it’s hilarious! Well today was just like any other day until…*** Warning if you’re squeamish don’t look at the last photo**
The not so innocent Assailant ( yes the male in the picture although, I am sure those two collaborated a day I was not home lol) no matter what he says “I repeat he is not innocent in this matter”! My loving husband decided to mow the lawn today, when he came in he informed me he was going to take a shower. While walking to the shower he said ” if I had a loving wife, she would bring me a glass of pop or water”. The Loving innocent wife that I am got up and brought him a glass of Coke in the bathroom where he was preparing to take a shower. It was there the massacre of my toe occurred, I will get to that later.
As I was in our bedroom laying on the bed we chatted back and forth when a thought popped into my head! Glass , husband in shower , bwahahahah COLD WATER!! So I snicked into the bathroom filled my glass with cold water and tip toed over to the shower. Honestly I was just going to throw it on the floor of the tub, that’s my story and I am sticking to it. I was not quiet enough or quick enough lol.
When I went to toss the water on my husband err I mean the bottom of the tub my husband blocked my hand , the glass slipped out of my hand hit the edge of the tub landing directly on my TOE!! . It’s pretty deep but I opted not to get stitches and just put dermabond on it ( my husband is an emt so we have all kinds of medical stuff around the house). So the Lesson of the day is .. if you’re going to throw cold water on your significant other while they are in the shower… use a Plastic cup and not your favorite Coke Glass!! Don’t worry I will get my revenge.. there’s always tomorrow morning